Saturday, March 29, 2008

Perspectives!

Maria's (Lara's mom) enjoys reading and sharing jokes. She shared the one below to Lara this afternoon.

One day at kindergarten the teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, 'I'll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.'
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Patrick.' The teacher said, 'I'm sorry Sean, that's not correct.'
Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Andrew.' The teacher replied, 'I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
'Finally a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, 'It was Jesus Christ.' The teacher said, 'That's absolutely right, Mikhail. Come up here and I'll give you the $10.'As the teacher was giving Mikhail his money, she said, 'You know, Mikhail, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ.''
Mikhail replied, 'Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses -- but Business is Business.'

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